
Quotes Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley "If you love something, set it free, and if it's really meant to be, then it'll come back to you." *To Test* "I'm tired of your games, you insincere Son of a Bitch!" *To Triple H* "What are you gonna do with that sledgehammer dad? What are you gonna do with it? You want to bash Triple H's head in? You want to bash my brains in?....DO IT! Raise that hammer high above your head and bash in my brains. That's the only way your going to get to Triple H. Because like it or not..we're MARRIED! You see dad, its always been about what you like, what you want, even at the expense of your own family. I did love Andrew, but I wasnt ready to get married, thats what..thats what you wanted. And you know what, Dad? I'm not Daddy's Little Girl anymore. I'm doing things my way, and it feels Damn Good. You know, I have to admit, I used to get butterflies when Triple H would look at me, I didnt want to..I didnt really mean to, but just the way he would stand up to you. He was so strong and..and powerful, and he outsmarted you, by making business personal, and thats something you know all about, dad, isnt it? Making business personal! Oh..oh, you look confused..likelike you dont remember. guess it's been a long time. It-it's been almost a year since you had me..abducted. You had me locked in a rat infested basement, with no light, I thought no one was coming for me, you put me there! You put me there! Then you has someone rifle through all the personal and private things in my bedroom! I didnt know what kind..what kind of person had been in through all my private things. You made them do it, you did. Then the icing on the cake. You had me strapped to a symbol, and carried down to this ring to be sacrificed to the Undertaker in a wedding, you did it! I was sacrificed alright, at my fathers expense. Simply so you could screw Stone Cold Steve Austin. But you know what Daddy? Like I said a few weeks ago on Smackdown! what goes around, comes around. You hurt me. And what's the best way that I could hurt you back? By marrying the man that you hate the most..my husband, Triple H, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Oh, oh, and by the way, Dad, just so ya know, Triple H really turns me on!" "There's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family... and that's me!" *To Linda* "If it wasn't for Rock, I would still be your WWF Women's Champion. I held the Women's Championship for four months, twenty-five days, twenty-two hours, and forty-seven minutes, and I always carried the championship with dignity, honor, and pride. And now, who is your women's champion? A tattooed, lowlife, lowclass bimbo. And Mick Foley, I don't want an apology, I dont want your sympathy, I demand a rematch, here tonight, and I'm not leaving till I get it!" *About Lita* "Triple H always does well, but he does better with me." *About Triple H* "Kurt and I are just friends" "Undertaker, I hope you burn in hell" "Its not romantic, you know, its very different when you're doing it in front of all these millions of people" *About kissing HHH* "Uh, I think it kinda comes natural" *About being heel* "After all Mick..you really do have a lot to look forward to. Instead of just being a fat, smelly, disgusting Loser. You can be a fat, smelly, disgusting, retired Loser. *Very Proudly* All thanks to my husband, the World Wrestling Federation Champion, The GAME, Triple H!!" *After Triple H retired Foley in the Hell in the Cell* "Are you blind? If you have been watching the World Wrestling Federation at all, then you can plainly see that I most certainly am a TREMENDOUS asset at ringside! If it weren't for me, Kurt would not have become the WWF Champion." *From WWFSteph.com* "Who the HELL do you think you are? I've got news for you, Austin! You're not gonna put your hands anywhere near my father or my business partner, the WWF Champion, Kurt Angle." "Is that a fact?" "YES!" *Steph, in SCSA's face.* "Your big-breasted tactics might work with men, but they certainly don't work with me! Your plastic smile and your fake laugh make me SICK. And if there is ANY truth to the rumor that you were at a certain soup kitchen during the holidays, you can forget about hanging out with the McMahon family! There's only one dominate female in this family and that's me! Now get out of my office!" *Steph to Trish Stratus.* ~Thankz to Daddy's Little Princess~ "Austin, you better SELL every bit of this beer, because if you don't, you will never, EVER get a title shot!" "And the winner of your match, your European champion William Regal!! And the looser, Stone Cold Steve Austin!" "Yeah Trish, you'll be fine. Besides..I hear that you're used to two-on-ones!" Dad, Triple H was completely justified in his actions against Austin. I mean, did you see what Austin did to me!? Austin dumped beer all over me!! And then, Austin ripped my shirt off...in front of millions of people! And Dad, Austin, as far as I'm concerned, got exactly what he deserved. And Daddy, I know that you're only acting out of the interest of fairness, but I want to thank you for giving my husband the title shot he so richly deserves. Hey Trish, its nice to see youve come to your senses. Finally, you know, you know your place in the food chain. Barking like a dog suits you well. And, you know, sense you know your place, Im feeling a little parched I think Id like some coffeeno, no, no its not the kind of coffee you can find in an arena. Ok, I want an iced ventee quad skin latte, ok? With extra foam. Ok, and you better be quick about it, ok, and Trish, Its just so nice that youve finally recognized who the dominate female really is. Ok, ah, drive..drive carefully. *Steph to Trish after she was embarrassed by Vince on Raw.* get him Hunter... I love you.***on smackdwon to hhh*** |